Tax disc holder (You're Looking Well Guard)

€8

Are you ever stuck for words when a guard pulls you over?

This very useful tax disc holder does what it says, but also has a list of helpful things to tell the Guard in case of emergencies. (And it reminds you to carry a Hurley stick and a pair of O'Neill's shorts in the car at all times). This often overlooked piece of equipment has cried out for a redesign perhaps since the dawn of motoring. Sceptics will point to the 'Keep Going Sure It's Grand' slogan and label this a callow branding of a standard Tax/Insurance/NCT disc holder but no, this device has so much more to offer. Not only is it lovingly crafted from 100% genuine pleather in a shade of patriotic Kelly Green but on the outside or 'Guard side', lies the complimentary phrase 'You're looking well guard'.

Check out the rest of the grandgrand collection for more hilarious gifts!

How does it come?

Made from Plastic. Backed with peel off adhesive so it sticks to your window. Coated in phosphorescent ink which glows when the Guard hits it with his torch as they study your particulars.

The tax disc is approx. 28 x 10 cm. It is on a paper backing card approx. 40 x 12 cm

We can deliver directly to you, or send a present to a loved one on your behalf. We can also gift wrap and even hand write the greeting card for you. Just let us know in the comment box on the checkout page if you have any special requests.

We deliver to Ireland and mainland Europe.

Orders for over €100 get free national delivery. 

 

Delivery update January 2021:

**Due to brexit we're unable to send orders to England, Scotland & Wales at the minute**

We have been working hard to make sure your orders are processed as fast as possible over this period. We process online orders 6 days a week, but incase if small delays with An Post we suggest allowing approx. 5-8 days for delivery within Ireland (although most orders generally arrive well before this). Deliveries outside Ireland will also be subject to delays or restrictions, we suggest you allow at least 8-10 days. Please check with An Post to see what countries can be delivered to.

Due to government restrictions, collection from our shop at 68 South Great Georges street, Dublin 2 is not currently available.

Delivery costs   

Ireland 
Card Post: €1.50 up to 3 cards €4.50 for 4-8 cards

Home Delivery: €6.00 (up to 1kg, i.e. a bag of sugar) If your order is heavier than this we will contact you to discuss delivery options and cost. 

We use DPD, and their standard delivery time is 2-3 working days for Ireland. 

Priority delivery: €9.00 - skip your order to the front of the que for dispatch.

Local Delivery
If you've left your order till the last minute or want something to turn up on a specific day we have a same day delivery option with 10km of the shop.

Prices are as following:
<5 km - €12.00
5 - 7.5 km - €16.00
7.5 - 10 km - €20.00

This option is based on the Eircode provided in your delivery address and must match the address given. 

Northern Ireland 

Card Post: €1.50 up to 3 cards €4.50 for 4-8 cards

Home Delivery: €6 (up to 1kg, i.e. a bag of sugar) If your order is heavier than this we will contact you to discuss delivery options and cost. 

We use the An Post Parcel Post service, and their standard delivery time is 3-5 working days. 

Europe

The following are the standard parcel postage rates to European countries, however there are currently local delays on almost all these services:

Andorra: €15.00 (3-4 working days)

Austria: €19.00 (3-4 working days)

Belgium: €12.00 (3-4 working days)

Bulgaria: €15.00 (6-8 working days)

Croatia: €15.00 (6-8 working days)

Denmark: €12.00 (3-4 working days)

Germany: €12.00 (3-4 working days)

Czech Republic: €16.50 (4-5 working days)

Greece: €16.50 (4-5 working days)

Iceland: €16.50 (4-5 working days)

Finland: €16.50 (3-4 working days)

France: €15.00 (3-4 working days)

Hungary: €18.00 (4-5 working days)

Italy: €16.50 (3-6 working days) 

Luxembourg: €19.00 (2-3 working days)

Netherlands: €12.50 (3-4 working days)

Norway: €24.00 (3-4 working days)

Poland: €16.50 (3-5 working days)

Portugal: €12.50 (6-8 working days)

Romania: €22.00 (4-6 working days)

Slovakia: €12.50 (5-6 working days)

Spain: €16.50 (3-5 working days)

Sweden: €14.00 (3-5 working days)

Switzerland: €16.50 (3-4 working days)

We use An Post Parcel Post.

Please note: These delivery times are estimates only and delivery may take longer during particularly busy times

Contact details
Please make sure you provide a valid, active email address and telephone number when you register. We will use these details to contact you should there be any issues with your order, or to arrange delivery.

Delivery address
Please provide us with a clear, valid delivery address. If there are any special instructions regarding delivery please indicate this in the special instructions box. 

Dispatch
We aim to dispatch orders within 72 hours of you placing your order. Weekends and bank holidays may be slower. We will send you an email as soon as your order is ready to be dispatched. If for some reason an item is out of stock we will email you immediately.  

Collection
We also offer a 'collect in-store' option. Please select this as your delivery method if you would like to collect items from us in person. If you are unable to collect your order within 10 days please email us at shop@designist.ie so we don't worry, but once you've paid for your order we'll keep it till you can make it in.

Stock shortages
We aim to keep accurate records of stock on the website but if your item is no longer in stock we will contact you with details of when you can expect your order to arrive. You can of course choose to cancel your order if you are unhappy with an extended delivery time.

Price Tags
Because many of our items are gifts, we don't put price tags on anything.

Gift Wrapping
If you would like your items gift wrapped please let us know through the special instructions box or by email. 

Environmental Policy
At designist we try to send our parcels as sustainably as possible. We use the least amount of packaging we can (while still making sure you order gets to you safe and sound) and we reuse materials wherever possible.We always try to choose products made from recycled / ethical materials and to source them from as close as possible so that we can reduce our ecological footprint. We also think aesthetics are important, and will always try to ensure your purchase arrives to you looking fantastic.

If you have any queries about any of the above, please do not hesitate to contact us at shop@designist.ie

All orders are dispatched from our shop at 68 South Great George's Street, Dublin, D02 RP08, Ireland.

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